Saturday, July 03, 2004

Don't Call Me Nice

'Ayin? Well, she's... hmmm... nice.' That's it? That's all you have to say? Nice, my ass.

'Nice' is lame, so ordinary, so safe.

'Nice' is putting me in a box without you in it.

'Nice' is taking away my license to be gorgeous, a knockout, one-of-a-kind, vavavooom, amazing, and above all, bitchy -- when I want to be.

'Nice' just simply wouldn't do when I'm working my butt off to impress you, you--you-- !@#$%*#!!!

Now, I'm censoring my own writeup. I can't even lambast you properly in my very own blog. Does this mean after all that I'm actually... nice?

Eeeeeeww.

Heaven help me.

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